PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book.